I don't believe it for a second...
Completely wrong, inaccurate, unthinkable, just insane. I mean... come on... the head of the European Organization of Nuclear Research has a New York accent?! What do you take us for, IDIOTS?!?!?!?!?
Seriously though, funny stuff. The "I am a man of science" + weed thing had me rolling on the floor, and the "for the lulz", genuis I say!!! One of your best productions, especially because it gets people interested in cool science stuff.
5/5 9/10