TheNooch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Linda Show : Atkins]

ZZZZZZ

zzzzz...uh...akkkahem. Is it over? Oh...thank god. Seriously NOT funny, ok animation. But terrably boring, add some funny. Funny and explosions and maybe I'll stay awake for it next time. But that's just my opinon. Now if you excuse me, I am off to feed the hungery children of Etheiopia.....to wolves. WOOOOSH!!!

["Stripped" - VHS]

ALMOST GOD LIKE

If all that artwork in "Stripped" was yours, then I'd have to say you are one of the most talented flash artists I know. If not, I still like how it was put together, and that hat video, well I think it speaks for itself. But if it doesn't, I'd like to say I agree strongly with it. It touches base with all the hard hitting issues on all our minds. And I empathize too, cause I myself once had a hat, a hat I loved dearly. BYE NOW!!! ZOOOOOOOM!!

[Bounty Hunters Talk Back]

Half genious

The graphix....well hmmm....what could i say about the graphix. Well lets just say god couldnt make better graphix than this. But sadly they were wasted on a sub-par story line. Very accurate to the SW story line....but not all that interesting or funny. This is still a piece of art and by far one of the best animated things I've ever seen on NG....but u get 8 because of your plot. Sry.

[(2004) RUBBER DUCKY!]

RACIST

I am sick and tired of ppl steriotyping rubber duckies as visious murderererererers. And further more.......I enjoyed this film.....I think the part when Ricky Martin came in and had sex with the fire hydrant was a lil out of place....but then sumperman came and saved the day. Uhhh....hmmm....where am i? Oh right.....good movie...it was funny witha capitol "9".

[queenstreets]

I'm........so scared. So very very scared.

I think i may have nightmares until I am old and bloated full of monstrous hamsters. No that the movie was bad or anything, but i didnt really get it. The graphix were good and I'm almost posative there was a message in it....something bout bein in the "In Crowd" ( the quotations mean I'm a loser ). Oh well.....i give u a 5.....NOW BOW BEFORE MY GLORY!!!!

[HEY YA! VG Style!]

huh........ok

OK...ummmmmmmmm. welllllllll. ok. Yeah, well i dont like big muscular women...and it's not my favorite song...but that thing wit Buu was sick and BANANNA MAN....YEAH!!!!! ok....bye now

[Sounds Of Thunder]

SUPER MEGA MONDO GRAPHIX...but.....

Really good story, really good sound. FUKING AWSOME graphix....but all it did was depress me. I was all happy and frolaking and crap, now i feel like cutting MY wrists. It's like an emo song in flash form. But averal u get 10!!

[just another fight]

ARRRRGGG!!!

The bad rating i gived u was all due to the fact that u were playing that shit sucking ass vagina poo poo (and other naughty langauge) of a song. Damn i cannot stand BLINK 1 gayty 2( <----hehehw....gayty....how clever). But also that wasnt all that origanal. It wasnt a coplete clone...and thats why u didnt get 0.

[KOROSU- the black samurai]

Uhhh....yeahhh

Ok...Not Bad animation in the beggining. REALLY short fight scene...moving on...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "U killed" ...ahahahah...."my Fam"..."my fam"....AHAHAHAHAH...."My family". Sry guy...but its been done...its been done over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over *salps self in face* and over again. ....AHAHAHAHAH...scar.......advice for ppl who watch this..DONT!!! kidding...just turn sound off. makes it better.

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll2]

Ehh, it was.......

ONLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVES ON NG. These ppl r geniouses. Me liky. The best was that part where they did the ting dat was funny in da place where da...do u remember do ya do ya. The part wit the "The one ring and you".....very funny stuff....BRILLIANT!!!