TheNooch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Encounter...]

I think I know where the music came from

I must say I was stumped at first. "Why does this seem soooo familiar, maybe I'll ask. WAIT!! It's from..." and thats when it hit me. The Fifth Element. Rite? Well ne ways, decent flash, I'm not into romantic artsy emotion flashs but it looks like u put time and effort in so I give u 7 overall.

[Email!!]

FUCK U HAMBURGLER54, this rocked

SOOOO good, laughed my ass off. Want more, WANT MORE!!!

[Sonic's Big Parts]

I'm gunna tell it like it is

"WOWZA, I used sprites so my flash must be good. People will completly forget about the bad voice acting and lame jokes if I just put in pixelated sprites of my favorite game." Good plan, just one more thing. BLAM.... 0

DariusR responds:

*cough*firstvoiceactingmovie*cough*
badmicrophone*cough*italreadypassedtheportal*cough

[Born in the 80's]

SLAP BITCH

Lol, this r teh be the funny-erist stuff I done did saw 2night. All my 5's r belong to this, U ROCK.

[The Legend Begins]

I dont care if its fbf, I'll complain all I want

Instant dislike just for the choice of music. That music is just to panzy-ish for batman. The art is decent if ur just a begginer, the only thing I liked was the detail in batman's face when he was in the suit. U showed u have some talent when it comes to attention to detail.

[Arnold Remake Channel]

lOLz0rz

Arnold Schwarzzzanegro, shwarznero, shwatzanefo, whatever. Good stuff, first good laugh in a while.

[The Gumball Machine]

Blehk

Was that Blink 182? They reek ass wads.

sandman0277 responds:

So you didn't watch the movie I'm guessing...

[Ed the robot - junk box]

KEVIN AND BRIAN DUFFY CAN GO TO HELL!!

Lol, just kidding, all though I don't understand the txt the reads "Story by" so and so. What story? In fact there was no ponit to it, no jokes, no blood, 1 measily explosion. I'm not making fun of guys, I'm just confused. Well at least ur animation and sounds were good, I'd say they were above average and kudos to that. But I'm still confused, was there a moral or were u trying to be funny. Seriously, respond to this and tell me.

MasterFury responds:

Nop ,no moral to this . And I (Bryan) wast tring to be funny with this. My dad (Kevin) wrote the basic story to this about 4 years ago and I dont know if he was tring to be funny. The main reason I made this is because my dad was constantly pestering me to make it.
well i hope that this helped you.

[M8-trix]

Not bad, but not great

Well, some music deffinatly could have helped, or at LEAST voices. But on the upside, Neo copped a feal, awsome. U need to work on ur gradient usage, i hate bad gradient usage, I dont know why I just do. And why was a giant blue penis fighting off robotic sperm, u kinda lost me there. Infact most of the time I had no idea what was going on. Ur fbf stick fight was decent though. So all in all i'd say ur movie was mildly entertaining, nothing special though. Sorry, but u need to work on it.

[EmoLifeStyle3]

BLEWWWAAHHHH!!! GIIRRRGLE!!! BLEWAAAAAHH!!!

I got thru the first 4.85 seconds of this shit fest and I already began to projectile vomit from every orrofice on my body. And yes that includes my ears. This steaming pile isn't really that acurate a dipiction of the emo lifestyle althogh the shitty music is rite on. Peaople who lead the emo life wear more dark make up, and I saw no cut scars on the wrists, where were the scars?! My loathing of emo wasn't the only influence on this review. There was also the sloppy art, bad animation (am i supposed to believe all people who enjoy emo can teleport snow globes with tiny people into there hands with a flash of lite?), and that poor excuse for an anime eye. I saw the title and knew I could be taking a risk of shortning my life span by 15 years for viewing this, but there was a voice in me saying this could be a humours poke at emo. U gave me emo cancer, the WORST KIND OF EM ALL!! Thats why I've concluded that this flash movie just sux balls.